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KETCHUP SHAME IS A PLAGUE ON HOT DOG EATERS EVERYWHERE

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Franks are holy, particularly in the US, where they've turned into a quintessential "American" nourishment by ticking off all the imperative boxes: They're hand-held, they're greasy, and they were seized from another culture and rebranded as our own. We should be genuine however: This specific holy dairy animals - or pig, or chicken, or little bits of each scrambled together with whatever nutria or different animals found their way into the processor - isn't precisely high forehead. However for a sustenance that comprises of a digestive system stuck brimming with offal, ligaments, and other stuff that the overall population would for the most part laugh at whenever displayed in non-tube shape, there is no group of nourishment fan more characteristically vainglorious than the frank eater. Bougie "foodies" don't have poop on the normal baseball fan, hands on eater, drunchie-chasing trendy person, or 5-year-old. Need verification? Put some ketchup o...